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Josh doesn't come here, he doesn't like us.

well little did you know that those images are from a dream Josh had that he made into reality....

Posted By: Elithose images are from a dream Josh had that he made into reality....

It's his mutant superpower!

Now just dip it in half a jar of peanut butter.

Shouldn't there be some cheetos wrapped in the middle?

This t-shirt seems like an auto-win:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/dennisculver/t-shirts/2317902-1-bacon-zombie

Well my html links aren't working so cut&paste to browser if you have the patience, sorry.

And i just found this page and SO wish i'd known about it before xmas or the whole josh-juice comic. Anybody game enough to try this?

http://foodproof.com/recipes/view/bacon-egg-nog-211

Posted By: ElectricMonkWell my html links aren't working so cut&paste to browser if you have the patience, sorry.

You need to wrap your links in the proper HTML tag (there are some buttons up above the comment box). Then make sure you "Format comments as" "Html" before you click the "Add your comments" button. For example, a link to the HE site would look like one of these:

<a href="http://hijinksensue.com/">http://hijinksensue.com/</a>

<a href="http://hijinksensue.com/">HijiNKS Ensue</a>

Actually that's what i did, but when submitted it came out as the full

oh hai joel, i upgraded ur homepage...
a rel="nofollow" href="http://bacolicio.us/
and the obvious application for this amazing new technology:
a rel="nofollow" href="http://bacolicio.us/

Posted By: catfishthis seems like the appropriate thread for...
a rel="nofollow" href="http://bacolicio.us/
and the obvious application for this technology:
a rel="nofollow" href="http://bacolicio.us/

I... I hate you! It's so near and yet so far... mehmehmehMEH! Want.

This one may actually be BETTER than the bacon log, as it has a double-dose of bacon, plus sausage. As I said on Twitter..."I would imagine that eating this would make you hear angels sing...followed by ambulance sirens."

Enjoy the perfectly-named Bacon Explosion

Posted By: SeanEnjoy the perfectly-named Bacon ExplosionI'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I'm thinking subbing corned beef hash for the sausage would be an excellent variation.

Posted By: doug

Posted By: SeanEnjoy the perfectly-namedBacon ExplosionI'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I'm thinking subbing corned beef hash for the sausage would be an excellent variation.

Isn't it all just one big, loving heart attack?

Posted By: SeanThis one may actually be BETTER than the bacon log, as it has a double-dose of bacon, plus sausage. As I said on Twitter..."I would imagine that eating this would make you hear angels sing...followed by ambulance sirens."

Enjoy the perfectly-namedBacon ExplosionI'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

It was as if a million pigs squealed at once, and then were terribly silenced. You'd better get back to your frying.

Posted By: SeanThis one may actually be BETTER than the bacon log, as it has a double-dose of bacon, plus sausage. As I said on Twitter..."I would imagine that eating this would make you hear angels sing...followed by ambulance sirens."

Enjoy the perfectly-namedBacon ExplosionI'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

And of course it just happens that that was made in Kansas City where I live. We do love our bacon and heart attacks here :) There was an article on it today in our newspaper: http://www.kansascity.com/703/story/1006454.html

Some neat facts about Bacon Explosion:

• One of the co-creators of is also one of my coworkers.
• They were featured on the front page of the New York Times' Food section on Tuesday.
• They're being featured on the front page, above the fold in today's Kansas City Star.
• They'll be on Fox and Friends tomorrow morning.
• They've been invited to do some VIP tailgating at the Superbowl this Sunday.

-Edit-

oops. someone beat me to it.
(it was a bacon taco if you were wondering)

Not sure if this is the right place, but I found another one that gave me a pause:

maple bacon lollipops

Posted By: MiyabinajiyoujiNot sure if this is the right place, but I found another one that gave me a pause:

maple bacon lollipops

Added to my bookmarks for future purchase.

Posted By: DramAdded to my bookmarks for future purchase.

There should be a party in which we taste test all of this stuff. I want to try those lollies so bad, but what will I do with three more?

Posted By: MiyabinajiyoujiThere should be a party in which we taste test all of this stuff. I want to try those lollies so bad, but what will I do with three more?

I smell an activity for HEX 2010! Maybe sponsors, too! We definitely give the bacon industry a lot of free advertising.

Posted By: Mike BradyI smell an activity for HEX 2010! Maybe sponsors, too!

Some cons have a food court. We'd have a Bacon Pavillion!

Posted By: SeanSome cons have a food court. We'd have a Bacon Pavillion!

Great idea! As long as there are vegan alternatives, this would be awesome. (I'm not vegan, but one of my Fancy friends is.) Fake bacon has come a long way.

Milk Chocolate Potato Chips
I did a search for 'Potato' on Amazon because I was thinking of looking for a slicer or french fry cutter, andI got that instead. Not the most intense item on the list so far, but still, that looks so delicious.

Posted By: DramMilk Chocolate Potato Chips

These are absolutely outstanding! It's a bit odd at first, but the mixture of sweet and salty quickly goes from "odd" to "heavenly".

For fans of the French-Fried Hot Dog, I bring you French-Fried Bacon

I've had chocolate with bacon in it. There's some store in NYC that sells all sort of "unique" chocolate treats.

Posted By: John DarcI've had chocolate with bacon in it. There's some store in NYC that sells all sort of "unique" chocolate treats

...I could easily make chocolate covered bacon. And easily kill my diet.

Posted By: Miyabinajiyouji

1. ...I could easily make chocolate covered bacon. And easily kill my diet.

I'll eat it...

I definitely endorse the bacon/fried food at HE-con. Also...
Gourmet bacon+chocolate

How has this not been posted yet?

Bacon Lube

A personal lubricant that smells like bacon!

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:
The BA-K-47.

Posted By: corky842Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:
TheBA-K-47.

DELISHNIKOV

I don't think this has been posted here yet - http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html
A pig made out of pig meat products

<Bill>Ur lnk can be clickd nao.</Bill>

I'd hit that.