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  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    I can most certainly say that the HE podcast is by far the most entertaining podcast I listen to, which is incredible given how long the show really is. The jokes are usually non-stop, but every so often, there are "skits" in which I laugh till I honestly can't breathe, and will have to pause the podcast to catch my breath. I've been thinking about going through the HE Podcast archives, and cutting out those portions, to possibly gain some attention towards the podcast and HE in general. But above all, I want to do this because I think it'll be fun, for me and potentially the community at large.

    My plan was to upload the audio clips to Youtube, and then leave it as is. If I had any video editing skills, I'd toss in a few relevant images to go along with the clip, but I don't. And while I haven't even begun to start splicing any clips, if any of you are interested in adding some flavor via video editing, I can send over the audio clips.

    Oh, and of course, if you (Joel) have any objections, I'll stop.

    Also, I only have as far as episode 27, and while I haven't listened further back from that, I would think that the earlier episodes had some funny moments in them as well. So if there's anyway of getting access to the whole HE podcast archive, do tell.

  • DramDram December 2008

    Posted By: TarmanydynI can most certainly say that the HE podcast is by far the most entertaining podcast I listen to, which is incredible given how long the show really is. The jokes are usually non-stop, but every so often, there are "skits" in which I laugh till I honestly can't breathe, and will have to pause the podcast to catch my breath. I've been thinking about going through the HE Podcast archives, and cutting out those portions, to possibly gain some attention towards the podcast and HE in general. But above all, I want to do this because I think it'll be fun, for me and potentially the community at large.

    My plan was to upload the audio clips to Youtube, and then leave it as is. If I had any video editing skills, I'd toss in a few relevant images to go along with the clip, but I don't. And while I haven't even begun to start splicing any clips, if any of you are interested in adding some flavor via video editing, I can send over the audio clips.

    Oh, and of course, if you (Joel) have any objections, I'll stop.

    Also, I only have as far as episode 27, and while I haven't listened further back from that, I would think that the earlier episodes had some funny moments in them as well. So if there's anyway of getting access to the whole HE podcast archive, do tell.



    There's a topic for this. Joel asked for Podcast Highlights a while back, but for some reason we all never got around to making them for him.

    Also, if you're going back farther, listen to ep 3. That shitfest (not an insult... you'll understand) was what really cemented me as a fancy bastard.

  • Locke+Cole117Locke Cole117 December 2008

    Posted By: Dram
    Also, if you're going back farther, listen to ep 3. That shitfest (not an insult... you'll understand) was what really cemented me as a fancy bastard.


    When I have a bad day, I'll just queue up Ep3

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Posted By: DramThere's a topic for this. Joel asked for Podcast Highlights a while back, but for some reason we all never got around to making them for him.

    Also, if you're going back farther, listen to ep 3. That shitfest (not an insult... you'll understand) was what really cemented me as a fancy bastard.


    Ahh, OK, I didn't actually search the forum for anything like that, my bad. Hindsight is 20/20.

    Also, I'm not entirely sure where to get the much earlier episodes, on the RSS that's on the HE frontpage, it goes only as far back as episode 29, or at least, to my knowledge it does.

  • FerrosFerros December 2008

    If you subscribe through Itunes all of the episodes are available there.

  • DramDram December 2008

    Posted By: Tarmanydyn
    Also, I'm not entirely sure where to get the much earlier episodes, on the RSS that's on the HE frontpage, it goes only as far back as episode 29, or at least, to my knowledge it does.

    You can just hit the podcast tab on the website. I never bothered to use the feeds, cause I'm always on the site, so I just do that when I want to listen to old ones. FYI the archive format is confusing, because there's only a "next" (older) button on the bottom of each page.

    Edit: Original Podcast clip thread
    we pretty much pussied out of snatching clips for the project.

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  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Posted By: FerrosIf you subscribe through Itunes all of the episodes are available there.Never go with a hippie to a second location.


    I'll use iTunes when it's not a bloated pos :P

    And thanks Dram, didn't think to go to the podcast tab of the site, duh.

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Here's the first clip: a rel="nofollow" href="

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    As of this exact moment, it's still not done processing, but should be done soon.

    Edit: It's done processing.

  • joeljoel December 2008

    Clicking on the Podcast button in the main nav will take you to the archive for that category and all previous podcast posts. RE: the original call for podcast clips, the idea was to make a page with short clips that people could check out to see if they really wanted to listen to the show. I figured FB's could more easily find converts if they had a "best of" reel to show off to their friends. If ANYONE wants to help out with this and send me the MP3's already cut up I would be super grateful. I just dont have time to do it.

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
  • Mutant+EnemyMutant Enemy December 2008

    Posted By: Dram

    There's a topic for this. Joel asked for Podcast Highlights a while back, but for some reason we all never got around to making them for him.

    Also, if you're going back farther, listen to ep 3. That shitfest (not an insult... you'll understand) was what really cemented me as a fancy bastard.


    Oh man, I first listened to that podcast when I was on the highway and when it got to the shit part I was laughing so hard I had to pull off to the side. Afterword I had to use my inhaler cause I could barely breath. Ep.3 nearly killed me but I have never laughed so hard in my life especially at the wolf and the shit baby part.

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  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Uploaded three more, all from episode 38.

    The Lord of the Rings

    Creed

    Body Swapping

  • EliEli December 2008

    Posted By: TarmanydynUploaded three more, all from episode 38.

    The Lord of the Rings

    Creed

    Body Swapping


    dude you rawk

  • joeljoel December 2008

    Very cool. If Tarm is willing to cut them up, maybe you guys can post your favorite clip ideas in this thread.

    Give episode # and segment name. If you can give the time it starts that would be great, or at least the general portion of the show that the bit occurs in. I really would love to get this "best of" collection made so i can make a proper HE Podcast page some day.

    Tarm, once you get a few let's see if you can get me the Mp3's.

    Check out the original thread. A few people posted their "best of" ideas there.

    You can get to all podcasts here:
    http://hijinksensue.com/category/blog/podcast-blog/

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Posted By: joelTarm, once you get a few let's see if you can get me the Mp3's.

    Check out the original thread. A few people posted their "best of" ideas there.Artist and Creator of HijiNKS Ensue


    Aye aye captain, I'm currently uploading them. You can currently find them all here: http://www.sendspace.com/folder/vhal8u

    And I'll look through the thread, the clips requested there should be queued up for me to splice next.

    Addendum: I noticed that most of the clips mentioned in the other podcast highlights thread only had descriptions, it would be very helpful for me if you guys posted which clips you wanted in a format, like what Joel posted.

  • DramDram December 2008

    Posted By: Mutant Enemy
    Oh man, I first listened to that podcast when I was on the highway and when it got to the shit part I was laughing so hard I had to pull off to the side. Afterword I had to use my inhaler cause I could barely breath. Ep.3 nearly killed me but I have never laughed so hard in my life especially at the wolf and the shit baby part.


    Oh god! The wolf and the shit baby! I forgot about that masterpiece. I think that might have been, if not the best moment, the best joke ever told on the cast.
    I think I'll find that and cut it out right now.

    Edit: cut it out. Tarm, should I email it to you or find hosting somewhere?

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    I suppose you can just email it to me: dennisjr.gonzales at gmail.com

  • DuderDuder December 2008

    I just recently started listening to the early podcasts and I have to say the wolf and shit baby story made me laugh harder than I have in a long time, truly a masterpiece.

    My first real job was washing dishes at a restaurant and part of my job was cleaning the restrooms at the end of my shift, I went to clean the restrooms and I found that one of the stalls had been shit sprayed on the inside, all over the TP dispenser and everything. I don't clean human shit for minimum wage so I just left it and didn't say anything. Next day it was clean.

  • Locke+Cole117Locke Cole117 December 2008

    Posted By: DuderI just recently started listening to the early podcasts and I have to say the wolf and shit baby story made me laugh harder than I have in a long time, truly a masterpiece.

    My first real job was washing dishes at a restaurant and part of my job was cleaning the restrooms at the end of my shift, I went to clean the restrooms and I found that one of the stalls had been shit sprayed on the inside, all over the TP dispenser and everything. I don't clean human shit for minimum wage so I just left it and didn't say anything. Next day it was clean.A bastard in a basket


    So, do shit babies grow into shit men; who clean the toilets we refuse to?

  • DuderDuder December 2008

    I heard later that my boss went through nearly the whole staff trying to get someone to clean it and no one would, he ended up cleaning it himself, so yes yes they do.

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn December 2008

    Sorry I haven't been splicing clips lately, due to the holidays, but the "worst" is behind me, and I've gotten the latest clip up, with more to come.

    HEP On... Retards (Note, this one is not up, rejected because it's too long, will cut later.)

    Also, uploaded another one, but didn't post about it here

    HEP On... Elephant Herpes & Sesame Street

    EDIT: Got another one up

    HEP On... Mexicans

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    Got a ton uploaded today, consider it a New Years gift! Most of the clips are from episode #33, which was a comedy gold mine. The "Retards" one is the clip that Dram sent me, about the wolf and shit baby story.

    HEP On... Retards (Part 1)

    HEP On... Retards (Part 2-Fixed)

    HEP On... Gay Porn

    HEP On... Facebook

    HEP On... Texas

    HEP On... The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done

    HEP On... The HE Movie

    HEP On... War Machine

    And of course, if you want the audio clips, you can find them here: http://www.sendspace.com/folder/vhal8u>http://www.sendspace.com/folder/vhal8u

  • joeljoel January 2009

    Whoah! Awesome, dude.

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    Oooh, stickied, I'm honored :)

  • DramDram January 2009

    Excellent. Truly Excellent. Listening to Josh's noble tale now.

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    Fixed the "HEP On... Retards (Part 2)" clip, accidentally finalized the video with two audio tracks.

  • SeanSean January 2009

    Phenomenal job, Tarm! I think we can go ahead and double your salary for such outstanding work.

  • joeljoel January 2009

    Awesome! You need to check out some of the gold from the earlier episodes. I wish some of the old school FB's would post their favorite clips from those shows (HINT HINT!)

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
  • DramDram January 2009

    Posted By: joelHINT HINT!

    Ugh, FINE, I'll revisit the best podcast ever, I guess. Gawd. Fuck yes.

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    I'm actually going backwards from episode 38, I'm on 28 right now. And once I reach the very end (er, beginning), I'm going to continue on from 39 and so on.

    But of course, if any of you Fancy Bastards have any particular clips you'd want spliced/posted, post the timestamps and episode number here, or just email the clips to me at dennisjr.gonzales at gmail.com, and I'll have those clips fast-tracked to the front of my "to upload" queue.

  • Mutant+EnemyMutant Enemy January 2009

    Another of my favorites was the Predator: The Musical bit from Episode 4 "Con Men" starting from 1:40 to 4:42, I would go to see that on Broadway.

  • joeljoel January 2009

    Posted By: Mutant EnemyAnother of my favorites was the Predator: The Musical bit from Episode 4 "Con Men" starting from 1:40 to 4:42, I would go to see that on Broadway.It's like looking into the eye of a duck and sucking all the fluid from its beak. -Bernard from Black Books


    Thats what Im talking about.

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    Posted By: Mutant EnemyAnother of my favorites was the Predator: The Musical bit from Episode 4 "Con Men" starting from 1:40 to 4:42, I would go to see that on Broadway.It's like looking into the eye of a duck and sucking all the fluid from its beak. -Bernard from Black Books


    Ask and ye shall recieve:

    HEP On... The Predator Musical

    Also a ton more from episode 28:

    HEP On... Bear Attack

    HEP On... Batman Terminator 4

    HEP On... Sylvestor Stallone

    HEP On... The Accugame Forecast

    HEP On... Metallica

    HEP On... Levi Johnston & Star Wars

    HEP On... HBO

    HEP On... Ortega Tacos

  • lardboylardboy January 2009

    I can't remember what ep it was from but The awesomely fantastic and depressing story of Joels cancer ridden cat is brilliant.

    Joel's delivery of the story makes me cry with laughter but the story is sooooo depressing.

    Hopefully another FB can give an ep and time for the clip.

    Also a compilation of every time anybody says balls on the first podcast.

  • Mutant+EnemyMutant Enemy January 2009

    I'm going through the old podcasts now, here's another bit I thought that was great.From 24:50 to 30:46 on Episode 2: "Country fried love 2: Porkchop boogaloo" where the group discusses Transformer sex.

  • Mutant+EnemyMutant Enemy January 2009

    Drusilla/Rambo Team-up Episode 1 13:00 to 15:26
    Raising a teenage predator- Episode 4 10:42 to 12:50
    Star wars urinal hijinks - Episode 4 30:12- 33:02
    Mexican R2-D2 and C-P30- Episode 5 25:04 to 26:05

  • Llama_BillLlama_Bill January 2009

    I almost broke all my washing up listening to the pet stories, I was a teary oscillating ball of giggle the whole way through. I had to stop washing. My Internet is peaking at 30kb/s so I can't go back to check, it was in an episode around April 26th. Could someone put that one you tube?

  • TarmanydynTarmanydyn January 2009

    Whoop, sorry I haven't made any highlights recently, been busy with work, and taking a bunch of movies, my other podcasts, comics, and not to mention tv shows, off my back burner. I'll be sure to splice the clips Mutant Enemy posted about, as well as another episode, in the very near future.

  • John+DarcJohn Darc March 2009

    I was thinking of making a thread for the soundboard. That is, a fan collected list of the soundbytes, whether it's the clip itself, or just where it came from. I've got a pretty meager list so far, but our collective minds might be able to figure it out. And since it's just us, with no affiliation with the castcast, they should all be fine, legally.

    Especially Eli. I think soundbytes are legal, right? 6 seconds rule?

    Spoilers (highlight to read)
    AHH I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY ARMS!

  • YtoabnYtoabn March 2009

    Hmm... I've got no sound editing equipment, so I can't help in that way. But in the last podcast Joel noted that he wished there was a source for all the questions already asked. Why not take that one step further.

    I'm nearly done with Spring Break weekend, and I listened to Podcasts 1-5, and noted the time stamp of various topics, tangents, and different jobs that Joel has had. I plan to do 6-9 as well. Perhaps if enough fancy bastards team up and take certain podcasts, we can have a database of what topics & questions have been talked about in time for the 50th podcast.

    Now as for a place to store all of this info, I thought a wiki would make the most sense. I'm a fairly new Fancy Bastard, does Hijinks Ensue have it's own personal wiki or something?

  • SeanSean March 2009

    Posted By: Ytoabndoes Hijinks Ensue have it's own personal wiki or something?

    That question is actually coming at the perfect time. Dram just brought up this possibility about a week ago. I'm not sure that it has gone any further than the "idea" phase yet, but taking it in the direction of it being more like a FAQ might be a good starting point.

  • KristiKristi March 2009

    Posted By: YtoabnPerhaps if enough fancy bastards team up and take certain podcasts, we can have a database of what topics & questions have been talked about in time for the 50th podcast.


    I'm up for helping with this. I've been gradually re-listening to the podcasts anyway, I'm somewhere in the mid-20s, I can start taking notes. Just let me know what you want me to do with the info!

  • John+DarcJohn Darc March 2009

    But that's the thing. They go on tangents sometimes that answer questions people ask or don't ask.

  • DramDram March 2009

    I actually did end up reserving a wiki, but I've understandably been quite busy during the past week, and haven't done any work on it. It's set so that all pages are editable, even the main page, so if you're interested in helping out the URL is hijinksensue.wikia.com/wiki/HijiNKS_Ensue

    I've created a separate thread here

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  • YtoabnYtoabn March 2009

    Ironic, I did a search for a Hijinks wiki before posting, and I saw that, but assumed it had been abandoned because it had no content.

    Kristi: I would love your help. Just announce here what podcasts you plan to do (so no one repeats it). I'm currently taking notes on a topic, and I try to make notes on any tangents they go on. Just try to get a time stamp that's within 5-10 seconds of when the conversation starts. Only make note of a tangent if it's significant (AKA if it goes on for more than a few minutes, or if it inspires the name of the podcast or something like that).


    I'll eventually transcribe my notes to pages for the Hijinks Wiki, where each podcast gets an entry that gives a quick summary of what the podcast went over, and then the time stamp break down. We could also provide links to the any sound bites people have made.

  • KristiKristi March 2009

    Posted By: YtoabnKristi: I would love your help. Just announce here what podcasts you plan to do (so no one repeats it). I'm currently taking notes on a topic, and I try to make notes on any tangents they go on. Just try to get a time stamp that's within 5-10 seconds of when the conversation starts. Only make note of a tangent if it's significant (AKA if it goes on for more than a few minutes, or if it inspires the name of the podcast or something like that).


    I just started #24 today. I usually listen at work, so it takes me a while to get through one (especially during the 3-4 hour era!)

  • YtoabnYtoabn March 2009

    This might be the right or wrong thread to discuss the podcast, but if anyone here is listening to the most recent podcast and has the time, consider Time Stamping the topics for the Wiki, it's be a huge help.

  • Posted By: YtoabnThis might be the right or wrong thread to discuss the podcast, but if anyone here is listening to the most recent podcast and has the time, consider Time Stamping the topics for the Wiki, it's be a huge help.The road to Hell is paved with good intentions....


    I'll try to, just busy ATM. I agree.

  • YtoabnYtoabn April 2009

    I already did it for episode 49 & 50, just haven't typed it up yet.


    The other thing I was hoping to get help with was someone showing me how to get audio excerpts from a podcast. I've tried using Audacity to do it, and I can't seem to figure it out.

  • DramDram April 2009

    Posted By: YtoabnI already did it for episode 49 & 50, just haven't typed it up yet.


    The other thing I was hoping to get help with was someone showing me how to get audio excerpts from a podcast. I've tried using Audacity to do it, and I can't seem to figure it out.The road to Hell is paved with good intentions....

    I've done it with audacity in the past, is there any particular thing messing you up? I had no problems and I almost never use the program.

  • joeljoel April 2009

    It seems like you would just load the MP3 into Audacity. Audacity would convert it to a wav then you can use Cut, Copy, Paste (typical edit tools) to trim down to the parts you want. Check youtube for Audacity wav editing tutorials too.

    Geek Cartoonist. Creator of HijiNKS ENSUE
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