Posted By: AaronRicky Gervais is funnier but overall I like the US office better.You try the best you can. The best you can is good enough.

Blasphemy...

Posted By: Aaron

Posted By: Rerun

Posted By: AaronRicky Gervais is funnier but overall I like the US office better.

Blasphemy...

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to mine.You try the best you can. The best you can is good enough.

Commy... :P

that better not be a gervais quote, because extras was lame. his stand-ups on the other hand are fantastic! and i am proud 2 be abl 2 quote large chunks of them :D
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hi i'm willie an 18 year old and a male from pennsylvania. i am currently residing in dupage,illinois as a westwood undergrad. i really am interested in everything that is on this site.

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Posted By: Jonny Acethat's cuz yer made of awesome willie

Anything from Pennsylvania is made of awesome. Ergo I am awesome.

So yeah.. I'm Chris, male (because you have to say so with androgynous names) 30 for a couple more weeks, work as a computer tech and live in the uncool part of Florida. I found the comic by way of Pownce when I was just randomly adding people in the beta stage and found Joel. My strict criteria for adding people was based on user name, avatar and location. Something about his art clicked with me so I clicked on it and the rest is history when I found it was from the comic. Been nice seeing the evolution of the strip and now the addition of the podcast means I dedicate a good portion of my week to Mr Watson and friends. Figured it was time to hop on the forum wagon and give just a bit more.

Hey guys.

I'm Ted. *points up*

I'm 24, turning 25 in about a month. I live in California's Inland Empire. I work for a small aviation maintenance company, but would eventually like to move into a full-time IT position. (Either with this company as it grows, or elsewhere.) I'm a Debian package maintainer, but my main platform these days is OS X. Studying for CCNA lately.

I have no idea how I discovered HE. Probably a link in IRC or something, but it's been in my feed reader for a while. (I remember showing HE off to a friend back in like February. He wasn't impressed, but then again, he's an asshole.)

I read a lot. I'm into Heinlein, mostly. Lately I've been rereading The Sword of Truth series. I'm also a gamer. I have every current gen system except the 360. (List of my systems and games at http://teddyb.org/enclave/tiki-index.php?page=TedReed ) Into BSG (but I've totally fallen behind watching it. :-/). Also a fan of Firefly, Doctor Who, Futurama, Robin Hood (BBC), Deadwood, Carnivale, The Sopranos, and Sex & The City (j/k).

I participate in something like the SCA, called the Adrian Empire. The most obvious difference is that we use real steel weapons, rather than the rattan that the SCA uses.

I've been trying to revive a club of gamers that imploded earlier this year as a general geek club, so if you're local check out http://teddyb.org/enclave/

Hi my name is Matt, i'm 19 and I have a drinking problem (Just jossing). I come from England and discovered HE through generally rambling through the net a fair few months back now but had never bothered with participating and now that the forums are up I have the motivation to do so. I'm a university student studying Modern and Medieval history at the University of Birmingham, my interests generally revolve around books, video games, sci-fi, cult tv, roleplaying and now venture brothers since I recently discovered it, still have to discover new BSG. Currently unemployed and wishing I was eligible for a membership in the penally challenged club... I hear they play Bridge on thursdays.

Welcome Mandy! Sounds like your geek training is going swimmingly.

Posted By: SeanI'd make a "vibrating" comment, except that the object of the comment is 14. While she may be older mentally, I am not.I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Don't worry Sean. I've heard it all. High school does that to you.

It's always fun to have "that" teacher in class. I always have the highest grades in those classes, too, so that's a big plus.

Posted By: Sean*TEACHING* high school did that to me. I was "that" teacher. Principal: "Sean, I heard about what you said in front of your class today." Me: "Which period?"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

The best kind of teacher, "that" is!

uh, hi. Chris, 25, male... cos apparently chris is an androgynous name... i'm from the small town of Australia.
i'm a chef. i enjoy joss, mr. tarantino, movies in general, red dwarf, scrubs, fancy bastards, hyper realistic murder simulators.
i feel a need to mention the Preacher graphic novels and wonder if anyone has enjoyed them...
i can't remember how i made it to the fancy bastards site but now i'm here i feel at home.
thank you for my time.

Posted By: ArcysMost things in the house are harmless, except for when Bill finds out we've been drinking his beer. Then he gets all pissy and starts threatening to ban us.

I have a short temper, and I know how to hold a grudge. I'm also well versed in taekwondo and bitch slapping, whichever is your preference. Just don't be a douche (and don't drink my beer), and we'll get on just fine. :)

Yeah, thats about when a friend of mine showed it to me, and i thought something similar. I've since spent some time finding the whole collection, and it's a fantastic story. Long, and twisted, but incredibly enjoyable.

Posted By: Sean*TEACHING* high school did that to me. I was "that" teacher. Principal: "Sean, I heard about what you said in front of your class today." Me: "Which period?"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Dude, in middle school I had a homeroom geography teacher that drank 2/3 vodka, 1/3 coffee every morning in first period. He smoked pot with some friends of mine. He was pretty funny. Middle school wasn't great for me.

Posted By: joel
In 9th grade we had a female soccer coach/ geometry teacher that smoked pot with her team. We also had two lesbian biology teachers in a love triangle with a student. One teacher was fired and the student was sent to private school.

I can't tell if that's awesome or horrifying.

Posted By: joelIn 9th grade we had a female soccer coach/ geometry teacher that smoked pot with her team. We also had two lesbian biology teachers in a love triangle with a student. One teacher was fired and the student was sent to private school.

A classmate in high school, who directed most of the student shows, had a long-term relationship with a guidance counselor(!), who did all the choreography. And the principal had regular affairs with students year after year. But it was the late 70s and early 80s, and it was all good, clean, hetero fun, so there wasn't any fuss or firings or sendings away to private schools.

The director classmate turned out to be queer, but that's a different story.

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I never thought this would happen to me.......

Posted By: ArcysMr. Nasca, one of the male technology teachers at my high school was caught getting a blow job from a male 10th grader. Apparently he'd been getting BJ's from this kid, for money, since he came to the school in 7th grade/junior high.

Oh, and also... Mr. Nasca had 5 adopted boys. Mr. Nasca was a bachelor. Connect the dots.

*EDIT: Corrected some bad verbage.

Don't put your life in someones hands / They're bound to steal it away

Teacher's Pet, Lifetime at 11pm.

Posted By: ArcysMr. Nasca, one of the male technology teachers at my high school was caught getting a blow job from a male 10th grader. Apparently he'd been getting BJ's from this kid, for money, since he came to the school in 7th grade/junior high.

Oh, and also... Mr. Nasca had 5 adopted boys. Mr. Nasca was a bachelor. Connect the dots.

*EDIT: Corrected some bad verbage.

Stupid man.

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I'd have blown him for free. ^_^

Posted By: SeanRemember, kids.....homosexual=pedophile. *ducks*

*hefts his ban-hammer* Could you repeat that please? ;)

In 7th grade we had a female teacher who would wear short-ish skirts with no underwear and sit on her desk in the front of the room to lecture. She also had a habit of coming to school with hickies (sp?) all over her neck. She was a classy one.

Welcome, photozz, to our dysfunctional little family! Alcohol and firearms will be distributed shortly.

Posted By: Not MandatoryIn 7th grade we had a female teacher who would wear short-ish skirts with no underwear and sit on her desk in the front of the room to lecture. She also had a habit of coming to school with hickies (sp?) all over her neck. She was a classy one.Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I had a professor like that a couple years ago. In medical school. I mean I guess I'd prefer that to a male professor that shows up in assless chaps, but yikes...