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Hijinks Ensue: The Geekgasm that leads to the Faneurysm

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Posted By: Dram"You've tried the rest now SUCK OUR COCKS!"

Bwahahahahahah!

Hijinks ensue:
it tickles your Geek Fancy
Balls to the Walls Nerdery
We have our own fandom
so geek it hurts

Hijinks Ensue: it's like an opium den, only for geeks.

making Asperger syndrome sexy since 2007

or maybe a "Geeks Unite!" fist of power

Posted By: SpringHeeledJackor maybe a "Geeks Unite!" fist of power

heheheheh. fist.

Fancy Bastard decoder rings.

"Supervillians in Training"

Posted By: SpringHeeledJackFancy Bastard decoder rings.

With a surprise geek in every box!

Hijinks Ensue. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and geekery. We must be cautious.

or, more simply:

These aren't the geeks you're looking for.

Geeksplode!
Speak geek and enter.

HijiNKS ENSUE: There is no cure for Geekery, but with treatment it can be managed.

HijiNKS ENSUE: A melting pot of comedy.

HijiNKS ENSUE: Where dreams cancelled by FOX live on.

HijiNKS ENSUE: We DM @wilw all the time.

HijiNKS ENSUE: Constantly engaging Ludicrous Speed.

Posted By: FlankedWe DM @wilw all the time.

Hahaha, awesome.

Fancy Bastards: just remember that there vision is based on movement.

Posted By: dougWarning: This Comic May Cause a Geeksplosion

Or maybe: HijiNKS Ensue - Caution: May Cause Faneurysm

That one about ludicrous speed has me thinking "You've never gone this geek before".

Like Shakespeare but with tacos!

Posted By: joel

Posted By: dougWarning: This Comic May Cause a Geeksplosion

Or maybe: HijiNKS Ensue - Caution: May Cause Faneurysm

That's cool, too. I'm always torn between short and sweet versus longer and more descriptive.

Posted By: John Darc...has me thinking "You've never gone this geek before".

Which leads me to: "I'm Geeking Right Now ... and Loving It!"

HijiNKS Ensue: The Geekery that Geek Created

HijiNKS Ensue: Live Geek and Prosper

HE: Home of the illustrated geek

We'll geek you, you geeking geekity geek geekers.

'A geektastic interweb funsplosion'

' fanuerysm guaranteed'

'better laughing through geekery'

...and those are why i don't work in advertising.

Posted By: ElectricMonk'better laughing through geekery'

I really like this one

Joel's Zombie-Fighting Army

I'm leaning toward something like

"Caution: Over Geeking May Lead to Faneurysm"

but that doesnt really roll off the tongue. The idea is right but the wording is muddy.

"High Geek Levels are the Leading Cause of Faneurysm"

"Hijinks Ensue - May induce geek leak"

playing around with what people have already suggested

"Caution: Geekery is a leading cause of fanuerysm-Read Hijinks Ensue, part of the problem."

hmmm... to long still.

"Hijinksensue the final fantier"

Man, this is hard. I never thought coming up with a witty line to advertise a web-comic frequented by disturbed Mighty Orbots fans would be so challenging.

HijinksEnsue: Helping the NSA flag profiles since 2007.

Read HijinksEnsue, or Christian Bale will FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR ASS!

Posted By: tool212000"Hijinksensue the final fantier"

That's the one...

Posted By: Rerun

Posted By: tool212000"Hijinksensue the final fantier"

That's the one...

I like this. It didnt grab me at first but its starting to grow on me.

It's a pun and it puts us on a higher echelon.

Fantier.

Fan tier? Get it?

"Hijinksensue... holy fuck"

Posted By: NeonDemon"Hijinksensue... holy fuck"

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Well I think he picked the faneurysm one for the business cards.

Posted By: John DarcWell I think he picked the faneurysm one for the business cards.Move over, bananas! I've got a new source of potassium!

I used it for the cards just so I would have something for Webcomics Weekend. I am still open to suggestions.

"HijiNKS Ensue: A Faneurysm Of Geek-Tastic Proportions"
"HijiNKS Ensue: Put Some Geek In Your Ordinary"
"HijiNKS Ensue: Handing Out Geek Faneurysms Since 2007"

And here's a few that I know are a little too... something... for legitimate use, but I wanted to share:
"HijiNKS Ensue: The Unobtanium Of The Geek Community"
"HijiNKS Ensue: We Can Kill You With Our Brains"
"HijiNKS Ensue: The Perfect Mix of Geekitude, Pop Culture, and Bacon."

Hijinks Ensue: "Home to all things both fancy and bastardly"

Posted By: S_Leonheart
"HijiNKS Ensue: A Faneurysm Of Geek-Tastic Proportions"
"HijiNKS Ensue: The Unobtanium Of The Geek Community"

I really like both of those, especially the second one, but I'm afraid people will associate Unobtainium with Avatar (yes, I know the term was coined long before the film, but still...).

One word I really like that I haven't seen here yet: "geekout." As in, "Warning: May cause geekouts and faneurysms."

Or something like that.
"Hijinks Ensue: The One Place on the Internet Where Geeking Out Is a Matter of Course."

Here are some that are a bit too...steal-y...
"Hijinks Ensue: Fans and Geeks and Bacon, Oh My."
"Hijinks Ensue: We Know Geekery."
"Hijinks Ensue: Where the Geeks Come Out to Play."
"Hijinks Ensue: Go Geek or Go Home."

Nah...

I also like ElectricMonk's first two ideas:

Posted By: ElectricMonk
'A geektastic interweb funsplosion'

'fanuerysm guaranteed'

I think both of those convey the main ideas of the comic really well.

"Geeks or GTFO"

Too aggressive?

HijiNKS Ensue
Caution: Can cause spontanious Geekgasm or Fanuerysm