The Fancy Bastard Forum

can't see it without logging in, but can I assume it is less loosely based on the HE crew than the other one was? The one where Joel was just a poor young soul trying to get outta this town and make something of himself, mom!

Posted By: John Darccan't see it without logging in, but can I assume it is less loosely based on the HE crew than the other one was? The one where Joel was just a poor young soul trying to get outta this town and make something of himself, mom!Move over, bananas! I've got a new source of potassium!

There's no real centralized plot yet, but I whipped up a sentence or so of story for each character to establish their character. It's based kind of on comic portrayals and kind of on podcast portrayals, with probably zero factual content about the gang's lives, much as each comic reinvents the lives of the crew for convenience.

The gang discovers a magical dodecahedron and tries to decide if they care.
Josh discovers he is black and begins to hate gay people, statistically.
Eli just drinks beer, but sings of past loves and that which he's always wished he could do "--but I'll just be here, drinking my beer."
Josh gets Joel high accidentally, and as a result Joel decides to start a band with the cardboard cutout of Harrison Ford as Han Solo "No man, when I'm like, 'babadabaanaaaaba' you've got to be all 'nabdababdakakownashanasha' "
Harrison Ford is a shitty drummer.
Joel believes Denise is the token black. When an old man says she doesn't look very black to him, Joel says "Dude, that's so racist! I don't see color."

If I have time I'll add actual story at some point, but if someone else wants to PLEASE go right ahead. This is a communal project.

Oh, and for the record it was Kristi's idea.

The best part is accidentally drugged Joel. I'm beginning to think that's less likely to happen in real life than Josh's spontaneous blackulation.

Posted By: John DarcThe best part is accidentally drugged Joel. I'm beginning to think that's less likely to happen in real life than Josh's spontaneous blackulation.Move over, bananas! I've got a new source of potassium!

I figure the blackulation was just a paperwork mixup, or we discover he's an albino black guy.

Joel needs to murder someone with his copy of "The Color and the Shape," in a vain attempt to combine the "best alt-rock album" with a human soul.

Colour.

He's coming for you.

Oh you're kidding me...I could have sworn I fixed that.

I guess I either face musical murder by Joel, or I need to end it before he gets to me. Can I go out in style with “Losing My Religion”, and be redeemed?