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Word Games: Question & Answer
  • YtoabnYtoabn April 2009

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. What a stupid game. :)

    Poster 1: Why is the sky blue?
    Poster 2: Because it blew itself up. Why did the dinosaurs die out?
    Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night. Why can't humans get along in peace?
    Poster 4: Because when God rolled for negotiation skills, he got a one. When will the midnight showing of Observe & Report start?

    Make sure you answer the question, and give a new question. Let's start with:

    When will the midnight showing of Observe & Report start?

  • SeanSean April 2009

    Right after the previews. Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

  • KristiKristi April 2009

    Robert E. Lee. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?

  • BillBill April 2009

    Only at 2:53 PM on a blue moon on the third Tuesday of the month when Mercury is retrograde in Scorpio. Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp

    "Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from." - Unknown
  • DramDram April 2009

    A deaf man giving explosives training. Can you be a consummate prostitute?

  • YtoabnYtoabn April 2009

    If it's your first time (or if you're a good liar). Is Deadliest Catch the Discovery Channel's version of NASCAR?

  • SeanSean April 2009

    Not until Jeff Gordon shows up during Shark Week. Why does it hurt when I do *this*?

  • YtoabnYtoabn April 2009

    There is a gnome in your brain that kicks your forehead when you do *that*.

    OR

    Because you're doing *that* too hard and too often. Try using lotion, and then soft tissues to clean it up.


    Who is better, Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart?

  • Llama_BillLlama_Bill May 2009

    Trick question, they are both names for the Smoke Monster.

    How do you whole car?

    Can I lick your elbow?

  • RerunRerun May 2009

    Get your own Elbow.

    What will twenty bucks get me?

  • Mike+BradyMike Brady May 2009

    A lonely doe and her nineteen friends. What is the perfect crime?

  • YtoabnYtoabn May 2009

    Thought Crime, you can always get away with it.

    What is the best flavor of yogurt?

  • KristiKristi May 2009

    Bacon. Duh.

    Where are my gorram keys?

  • MagicladMagiclad May 2009

    I ate them with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti. They were delicious.

    Who let my dogs out?!

  • DramDram May 2009

    Gene Wilder.

    How awesome is Gamestop?

  • YtoabnYtoabn June 2009

    About as awesome as a headache, especially when they tack on an extra 5 bucks for the MotionPlus

    What TV shows will be entertaining you this summer?

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