The Fancy Bastard Forum

It depends on which Gladiators universe. In the reboot of the franchise, it is nothing but muscular rage and fire that lives on top of water and pain.

We can finally have the answer to that burning question being debated on playgrounds all over the world - who would win in a fight...Laser or Wolf? The answer is totally Laser, by the way.

Hahaha, man, the first word of this post slotted in perfectly with my internal monologue. G'job.
Man I don't even know what to say to that, that's so fucking ridiculous. Probably going to be awesome though.

Well I just hope it remains true to series continuity. I've heard some rumors though - I don't want to spoil this for anyone, but it sounds like there may be some alternate timelines involved. From leaked pics it looks like they're constructing the Eliminator on Earth, which doesn't make ANY sense!!! Everyone KNOWS it makes much more sense to construct it in orbit. RIDICULOUS. Also: Toa will be played by Jake Gyllenhaal.

The Plot of the Movie is that all the Gladiators are Superheroes and it's based on the 1988 version, not the recent remake. So no Wolf.

all i can picture is lots of nerf guns, joust staffs, and tennis ball guns...

Ha ha, yeah... I just really, really hope Hulk Hogan doesn't somehow get his fat, arthritic orange ass in the movie... He's pretty much broke though, and apparently has some days where he wakes up and physically cannot move, so maybe he needs a career rejuvenation.

Posted By: KaseyHawrylak18Ha ha, yeah... I just really, really hope Hulk Hogan doesn't somehow get his fat, arthritic orange ass in the movie... He's pretty much broke though, and apparently has some days where he wakes up and physically cannot move, so maybe he needs a career rejuvenation.

Is he still a real American?

Like the hair of an asian man.

I realize this is off topic, but the premiere of Hulk Hogan on TNA iMPACT will be special. Normally TNA iMPACT is on Thursdays avoiding WWE's Raw (Monday), ECW (Tuesday), and Smackdown (Friday). However for one night on Jan. 4th, iMPACT will be live for 3 hours on Monday, going head to head with Raw, to celebrate the premiere of Hulk Hogan.