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Is that seriously the poster?? LOVE IT!

So it's gotta be snarky horror, if not a straight comedy.

Although having sex just kills you faster, right?

Posted By: John DarcSo it's gotta be snarky horror, if not a straight comedy.

Although having sex just kills you faster, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the snark factor is going to be pretty high...and yes, having sex always kills you faster!

Posted By: Not Mandatoryand yes, having sex always kills you faster!

If I was in a horror movie in high school, I would have been immortal!

Posted By: Sean

1. If I was in a horror movie in high school, I would have been immortal!

There can only be one.

I was having less sex than all of you! I was not having sex before it was cool.

Posted By: Sean

Posted By: Not Mandatoryand yes, having sex always kills you faster!

If I was in a horror movie in high school, I would have been immortal!

I'd have died before the opening credits...possibly during the coming attractions. (Massive slut-bomb back in the day).

Posted By: Not MandatoryI'd have died before the opening credits...possibly during the coming attractions.

Not that I particularly WANTED to be immortal...I just couldn't find my way to a swift death. (Is this metaphor coming undone yet?)

Posted By: SeanIs this metaphor coming undone yet?

I want so desperately to make that a #thingaboutdicks, I just can't find a worthy roll, pitch, or yaw with which to approach it.