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That guy is a bona fide douche.

I've been to Germany too. You wanna know why they put up those signs? Cause the dudes don't clean up after themselves and the bathroom attendants (or spouses) don't want to clean up after them. Here in AMURRICUH, our public bathrooms are shit, because dudes don't clean up after themselves.

Be a man, lift the seat, clean up your dribble and if you don't feel like getting yelled at, put the seat back down. And for god's sake, flush.

Also, you're only a real man if you read the older versions of the King James bible. You're a sissy if you can't take strong language.

I think my favorite part of this entire sermon is that his argument destroys itself, it's like a satirist wrote it.

Oh sky cake, why are you so delicious?

Posted By: Magiclad
Also, you're only a real man if you read the older versions of the King James bible. You're a sissy if you can't take strong language.

I <3 older copies of the bible. I found an older copy of the King James bible (maybe it was NIV actually) and went to my favorite book, Leviticus, and in the part where it lists a bunch of crazy rules, like not going near women when they menstruate, it would say "OR THE BLOOD SHALL BE UPON YOUR HEAD!" after every rule. Good stuff to yell at people.